I overheard a college kid talking on the streetcar.
COLLEGE KID: And then in class they made us write a MEMO, like we were at work? And I’m like, um, okay, and I write: “Dear Kevin. I am at work. Writing to you about a thing you can see. Right over here on my desk.” It’s so POINTLESS.
Ah. Yes. Well, kid, that’s what’s called Truth in Advertising.