Click: true moments collected over the years. Stories too short for the stage.
I overheard three men in expensive suits on the subway.
SUIT ONE: I think the higher-end pens are worth it, actually.
SUIT TWO: My Pentel came with a highlighter. [pause] Which is fantastic. [longer pause] I mean that’s value for your money. Who needs a… like, Montblanc.
SUIT THREE: No, you know what pen is really fantastic? The ones that Rogers Cable gives away.
SUIT ONE: Oh yeah? Rogers?
SUIT THREE: Yeah, it doesn’t seem like they’d be any good but they really are.
[really long pause]
SUIT ONE: [clears throat] Ah …I’ve used the Rogers pens. They’re great, actually.
SUIT THREE: I have to tell you, I was in Patrick’s office the other day and HE was using a Rogers pen and I said –
SUIT TWO: You said, “Those are great!”
SUIT THREE: I DID. I DID say those are great. And Patrick? He goes, “I love the Rogers pens. You take this one.”
SUIT ONE: What? He gave you his pen?
SUIT TWO: You didn’t take it, did you?
SUIT THREE: I tried not to, I said no no, I can’t, but he insisted. So… you know. What could I do?
SUIT TWO: They are great pens.
SUIT THREE: So… now I’ve, ah, I’ve got to follow the rules of reciprocity.
SUIT ONE: You’ve gotta give him something, yeah. Jesus.
[trio of sighs]
Rogers Cable Pens, for when you absolutely positively have nothing whatsoever to talk about.
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